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Teacher's-Humour-(Jan-2009)

Page history last edited by Ghanashyam Sharma 11 years, 8 months ago

AS MANY ANSWERS AS THERE ARE STUDENTS

Teacher: Sarita, make a sentence that starts with an "I".

Sarita: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.

Sarita: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

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INNATE HONESTY OF TEACHERS?

Ramesh and Rajan were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

 

Teacher: Why are you arguing? 

Ramesh: We found a hundred rupee note and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

Teacher: You should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.

 

The boys gave the money to the teacher.

 

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